Okay... knowing full well what bad taste this is in, I now present to you my predictions for celebrities who will die in 2010. This in no way indicates that I do or do not WANT any of these people to die but rather are my guesses at who might leave us this year.
DEATHLIST 2010
1. Ernest Borgnine
2. Amy Whinehouse
3. Fidel Castro
4. Kim Jong Il
5. George Steinbrenner
6. Betty Ford
7. Billy Graham
8. Harry Morgan
9. Mickey Rooney
10. Elizabeth Taylor
11. Jack Klugman
12. Larry King
13. Nancy Reagan
14. Andy Rooney
15. Phyllis Diller
16. Chloris Leachman
17. Mel Brooks
18. Artie Lange
19. Don Rickles
20. Dick Clark
21. Dick Cheney
22. Sandra Day O’Connor
23. Courtney Love
24. Joe Jackson (father of Michael)
25. Ron Wood
26. Frank Gifford
27. Andy Rooney
28. Carol Burnett
29. Bernie Madoff
30. Kanye West
That cow Amy Whinehouse almost messed me up by ending up in the hospital just a day before New Year's but she's made it into the New Year and I expect she is a good bet to not last the year. Same with Courtney Love. One can only hope that Dick "The Dick" Cheney will be leaving us too. Artie Lange tried to off himself on January 2nd by stabbing himself 9 (count 'em NINE!!) times in the abdomen with a 13" steak knife. Fortunately his mother found him in time for the paramedics to save him. If he can kick his heroin and alcohol addictions he would be a survivor of this list that I would be happy to be wrong about. Get well Artie! The rest of you get off the planet and make room dagnabit!
